PSA: China Demonstrates How To Take Your Coronavirus Test, Turn That Mother Fucker Sideways, And Shove It Straight Up Your Candy Ass IF YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE DOCS ARE COOKIN

It really is that simple, folks. Just bend your pajama clothed lover over, give em a swab, toss it in the mail, and then toss it in their butt. Sounds like we all have our weekend plans sorted, doesn’t it? Feels good to feel good.