Vegas Imbecile Is The Biggest Moron You Will Hear About Today

The dumbest guy you will read about today. 

This has been a tough tough year for many. Luckily for a lot of people and even some businesses (the ones that were able to get the PPP loan) were temporarily saved. Shout out to our fearless leader Dave Portnoy for doing mostly what the government isn't.

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But the lost story in all this is the massive fraud that are actively going on. You know the FEDS will begin and eventually work back on.

Enter Jorge Abramovs from Las Vegas… the dumbest of dumb individuals. He was charged with in the District of Nevada with five counts of bank fraud, one count of making false statements to a bank, and five counts of money laundering 

According to the Justice Department: 

The indictment alleges that Abramovs obtained nearly $2 million in Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loans from seven different lenders by, among other things, submitting multiple loan applications in the names of three different businesses while falsely claiming to have numerous employees earning wages. The indictment further alleges that Abramovs used the PPP funds for personal (rather than business) purposes, including purchasing a Tesla, a Bentley, two condominiums, and paying his home mortgage.

I will say this again and again and again, if you live an apartment and lease your car and wake up like everyone else and go to work everyday then all of a sudden during a fucking pandemic you buy a Tesla, Bentley and pay off your mortgage out of nowhere someone is gonna start digging. Why do these people somehow think they are immune to the FEDS? Do any of these people have common sense? This dude literally goes to a Bentley dealer, buys a brand new car and then posts it all over Facebook. 

The FEDS have aready seized 60 ish million and it won't be difficult. These morons don't make it difficult. Shut and closed case. Enjoy federal prison Jorge.