Patrick Reed Is EASILY In My Top 5 List Of Sports Divas

I'm not spoiling content on the grounds of not wanting to get murdered by a rioting, raging, pitch-fork wielding mob. But at the same time it's overly relevant to briefly visit how much of a diva Patrick Reed can be on a golf course/across life. We're talking about a guy with an insatiable, unquenchable thirst for preferential treatment alongside a limitless capacity to cheat the competition. In a sport completely reserved for individual achievement, this asshole stands alone in ways only Jack Nicklaus circa March 1997 can truly appreciate. Whether that makes him a self-important industry-leading diva remains to be seen by the popular vote. 

For now I figure it's at least worth reminding you guys that he once banished a hard working production crew to the opposite side of a fairway over some loose change. The same guy who's snapped enough clubs to franchise a local Play It Again Sports over a career riddled with controversy. Sure you've got your fair share of boners, douchebags, jagoffs, assholes, fuck faces, crybabies, blowhards ands egomaniacs.

But to me Patrick Reed by far stands alone as the most unpleasant, temperamental of the bunch. And end of the day that's what makes an All Pro sports diva to me. Without hesitation he's got one of the coolest jobs in the world and by far the most iconic victory the sport offers. He's a multi-millionaire who has proven every hater across his entire life dead wrong. He represents the United States of America in international play and probably doesn't have to shovel much snow. For all intents and purposes his life is perfect and yet even so he's still an uncomfortably enlarged dick. 

That level of salt? That's a great diva. Just a total self serving asshole who literally can't handle losing. He can play on my top 5 all day. 

Rounding Out My Top 5: