(Source) — And they called it puppy love. Widow Dominque Lesbirel of the Netherlands is getting married again, after losing her husband to kidney failure. She’s getting hitched to her dog. Her first husband, Doerack, was a cat. “Putting Doerack to sleep was horrible, I’ve had him since he was three, but I feel lucky to have had 16 lovely years with him,” she said, according to Britain’s Daily Mirror. She plans to wed Travis, but wants to wait a while to get over her grief at losing Doerack. Travis, her intended, has been with her for several years, she said, after she rescued him from being homeless while she was living in Greece. She found him at the beach, where he stole her shoes and bag while she was swimming. And then “he stole my heart,” she says. Lesbirel, 41, performs wedding rites for domestic animals at Marryyourpet.com, a website she established in 2003. She does not grant every marriage application. “There are rules, as with any marriage,” she said. “The difference between a church ceremony and my online chapel is that I don’t allow divorce. I don’t want to let anyone abandon their pet.”
You know the craziest part of this? Dominique married a cat first. What the fuck? What part of cat screams husband material? You thought some brooding asshole was gonna make you happy? Thought he was going to provide for you and care for you? Maybe, maybe I’d allow a one night stand with a cat. I can see you thinking the mysterious guy in the corner of the bar, who likes like he wants to kill everyone would be ok for one night… but marriage? Just another example of nice guys finishing last. You’ve got beautiful Travis in your arms right there, longing to love you, protect you, make you laugh forever, and hold your shoes while you go swimming, but instead you choose fucking Doerack. I hope Travis takes divorces you and takes half your money for being an idiot bitch. But he won’t, because that’s not in his nature and he’s too good a guy and you just never noticed it.