You remember Eric Byrnes right? The guy with the crazy blonde hair on the A’s and Diamondbacks who would run around like a bat out of hell? The quintessential Cali Bro? Well yeah, good news, he’s not only still alive but he’s also still a huge hardo. Which I know sounds counterintuitive, why is it good he’s still a psycho, well it’s good because it means it was always genuine. Just nothing says I wish I was still playing baseball and my life has a huge void in it that I can never fill quite like running full speed into a couple of Gatorade Jugs on live television. Go play softball or jerk off or something Byrnesy, this shit ain’t healthy.
He must HATE Ken Rosenthal.