Cal Ripken's Face Was Looking AWESOME at Today's Press Conference

Laugh out loud funny face Calvin Jr.’s got on there. Face white as a ghost. Legit looked like he just caught a glimpse of Delmon Young’s hammer (have we established that yet? Delmon for sure has an enormous penis. I want to see it. Not in a gay way, but out of pure curiosity. How big is too big? Delmon can answer that.). It’s going to be a real treat to have Cal in the booth for the ALCS. Rest of the country will probably hate it, because you know, he doesn’t add anything to the broadcast, but I’m going to eat it up with a spoon. Guy just oozes orange and black. He IS Orioles baseball. Can’t wait.