Bills Mafia Has Landed In Kansas City And Are Already Singing Their Battle Hymn (UPDATE: The Folding Tables Have Arrived)

Heads up Chiefs fans, the Western New York Wildlings have arrived in your city and are ready to invade your stadium tomorrow. That video has me so fired up, I'm thinking of loading up the minivan and driving to Detroit to responsibly bet the Bills moneyline on the Barstool Sportsbook app and help out some small businesses along the way.

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I can't remember the last time I saw a video from inside an airport that wasn't someone fighting or screaming about wearing a mask. But watching a bunch of Bills fans sing Shout got the bad taste of all those angry idiots out of my mouth immediately. The only way that video could've been better is if there were a bunch of folding tables showing up in the baggage carousel along with everyone's luggage since even sporting goods stores were cashing in on the Bills march to the AFC Championship.

UPDATE: BAH GAWD, THE TABLES HAVE ARRIVED TOO!!!

That slow chuckle is exactly how I imagine every Bills fan sounds when they see the table they will be snapping in half in some random plot of parking lot in this great country. I also feel the same way looking at those tables that I do when I see lobsters happily swimming around a tank at a restaurant gleefully unaware of the carnage that awaits them. Regardless, Bills Mafia's soldiers have their boots on the ground, their weapons in their hands, and their battle hymn on their tongues. Now all they need is 53 men to execute their jobs and there could be carnage in Buffalo.

Best of luck tomorrow Bills fans, there isn't a fanbase that deserves this team or that song as their official theme more than you. 

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And to all of the future brides and grooms out there, make sure you don't miss Shout at your own wedding unless you want to look like me in my oversized Ben McAdoo suit or Reags in his wedding pictures.