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Who The Hell Does Nickmercs Think He Is?

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OK. First off, just wait until somebody needs an evac and the Lord Of The Blade comes swinging down sack first. But I have one question and one question only for Nicholas Mercs: 

Seriously. Do you think you're better than me on the sticks? 

Spoiler Alert: Yes.  He is.  

Do you think you're better than me in life?  

Spoiler Alert 2.0: Yes. Yes he is. And this one isn't even really close.

Because myself with my .9 Warzone KD and Top 100% ranking in Fortnite will be goshdarndammed to sit back and take this slander after so many years of glory. Now I get it. We're teammates now. And Nickmercs has talked the patty smack before on multiple occasions: 

Ohhh look at Big Bad Mercs talking like he's one of the best streamers and entertainers in the world today (Spoiler Alert 3.0: He is, again. Dammit.). And I get that talk as foes, but as teammates all I ask is how do you exactly attempt to make one of the already greats…greater?  I mean, we've already coached and essentially (aka not at all) invented Ninja:

Took Aydan to the biggest heights known to man: 

And we've already whipped the entire office up, down, and all around in virtually every contest possible on the sticks for years now: 

I rest my case.  But as teammates, the olive branch has been accepted.  HOWEVA - It's not just me you need to worry about.  Good luck carrying this non-housebroken Barnyard Animal through Verdansk.  Cause you can't.  

PS - Live now. 

Let's cook.