Classic Screw Up: A Swinger Not Invited To A 20-Couple Sex Party Calls Cops To Break It Up, Cops Get Mistaken For Strippers When They Show Up
[Source] - A sex party for 20 couples at a farm located in Sierra de Los Padres, Mar del Plata, some 250 miles south of the Argentinian capital Buenos Aires was raided by police after their received reports that the event was breaching lockdown conditions
Unfortunately for the lockdown-busting party guests, a disgruntled swinger who had not been invited to the proceedings called the police to notify them about the swingers’ event.
Talk about an all-time cock block here. How do you get this mad you're not invited to a 20-couple sex party? You're a swinger. Just find someone else. That's what swingers do. You find people who want to have sex and you switch partners. At least based on research on PornHub that's what I've seen, but this is Argentina. There are so many hot women down there you can't let one lack of invite to a 20-couple sex party ruin your night.
But what it did was lead this sex party into being hornier than ever. Why? They think cops showing up are strippers (h/t Infobae)
“So we decided to enter. They were first carried out by the troops of the Province's UTOI (Immediate Operations Tactical Unit) together with the municipal patrol.When they saw us they thought we were part of the show. That we were strippers”, A police source explained to Infobae .
People did not know what was happening. One of them, realizing we weren't strippers, told us, 'Uh, we were excited.' It was comical and absurd at the same time”, They related.
Classic mix up. You see a cop at a sex party, you just assume that's a stripper getting into the *ahem* swing of things. Some people show up in costumes, I assume it's like their jersey for game day. Can't say I've participated in a sex party before so I'm not sure if you show up in khakis and a polo or if you wear a costume.
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I assume the cop look is a top-1 costume for a sex party. It's an easy mix up, plus you're not thinking about a disgruntled swinger in this situation. You're thinking about good times and orgasms. You're thinking about who you're fucking. But this is 2021. There's a growing trend across the country in sex parties being broken up. You gotta be on your toes.
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Talk about being flattered as a cop though. Listen, we live in a world where getting nice comments and feedback drives you to more blogs and everything. Imagine being asked to be fucked during your job. That's something that keeps you coming back. All those shitty days, you can always recall the time you were mistaken for a stripper and someone wanted to fuck you.