FSU Player Entrapmennt (Local Bars)
compensation: Pay to be determined at a later date
Wanted: Part Time Female Entrapment Agents to target and entrap Floride State football players… Must be able to take beating by a guy twice your size and be willing to speak to the media the next day (assuming your jaw isn’t broken).
Light skinned girls are most welcome becuase it will show the bruising better on camera.
Please save your receipts from the bar and you will be reimbursed. Willie Meggs will collect from a certain J Foley and you will paid for your time. Additional pay may be available if you sue and win your case against the school and the player…. Please call 1-800- GoGators to sign up
PS: we are also looking for some guys to entrap some of the male gymnasts
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
Oooohhhh, burnnnnnn. Fake CraigsList ads – as original as it gets, never not funny. And with every other words spelled wrong? Brilliant takedown.
As someone with no dog in the fight allow me to respond on Florida State’s behalf.