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Bryce Harper's Hair Stole The Show Last Night At The All Star Game

Well god damn. The fact they make him wear a hat is a crime against humanity. Human rights violation not seen since we wanted to kill that Kony guy for a day. Might be time to start a petition, go crazy, and then masturbate in the street (remember when the Kony guy did that? What a twist that was). It’s not even fair at this point.


Slipper game on point too.

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As for the game itself, good thing it decides home field advantage in the World Series. Makes tons of sense. I love that they are still trying to convince us it’s a good thing, like we’re idiots or something. Because in no civilized world where people make decisions using logic should the All Star Game decide fucking anything. Not even what I eat for lunch today.