Bryce Harper's Hair Stole The Show Last Night At The All Star Game

Well god damn. The fact they make him wear a hat is a crime against humanity. Human rights violation not seen since we wanted to kill that Kony guy for a day. Might be time to start a petition, go crazy, and then masturbate in the street (remember when the Kony guy did that? What a twist that was). It’s not even fair at this point.

Slipper game on point too.

As for the game itself, good thing it decides home field advantage in the World Series. Makes tons of sense. I love that they are still trying to convince us it’s a good thing, like we’re idiots or something. Because in no civilized world where people make decisions using logic should the All Star Game decide fucking anything. Not even what I eat for lunch today.