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The Fella Erotically Lickin And Suckin On A Lady’s Boot While On Train Deserves Some Privacy IMO

First of all, the comment attached to this tweet is wildly untrue. That is not me and it’s not how I shine boots. I use wax and a brush like any self-respecting Marine.

Thirdly, why? Why in the world do this? Is this some sort of horny madam shit that I don’t know about? Because it’s part of my job, I’ve researched BDSM slightly. Nothing crazy. Like tab 4 on pornhub type thing. Dabbling if I may.

Now, BDSM, lest we forget, is BDSM is a variety of often erotic practices or roleplaying involving bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadomasochism, and other related interpersonal dynamics. Given the wide range of practices, some of which may be engaged in by people who do not consider themselves to be practising BDSM, inclusion in the BDSM community or subculture often is said to depend on self-identification and shared experience. As always, we don’t kink shame.

BUT, how does the dom know you’re sucking on that heel like it’s a sponge soaked with water and you’ve been in the desert for weeks? Somehow, in that same desert, you find a box. In that box, you find a wet sponge. Eureka! You suck and suck and suck. Someone sees you suckin from a distance. “You sure do have a pretty mouth.” Not ok.

Does this train rider have a pretty mouth? That’s not for me to say but it sure isn’t ugly whilst it’s wrapped around a size 9.5. That thing you do and whathaveyou. 

Anyway, I’m glad I don’t have to lick shoes so I can cum. It’s ok to be thankful for that. People don’t give respect to normal cummers anymore but that’s exactly what I am no matter what you hear on social media. I CUM NORMAL!