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A British Couple Got Fined Over $5,000 For Trying To Sneak A Woman Into A Hotel To Have A Threesome

[Sun] - A BRIT couple have been fined £4,000 for breaching Covid rules after allegedly sneaking a woman into their Barbados hotel, allegedly for a threesome.

Andrew Luker and Julia Knightley were caught out after security guards spotted the woman climbing over the hotel’s wall and entering after midnight.

How many times are we going to have someone attempt to climb over a hotel wall only to get caught? We've been in this pandemic for nearly a year and it feels like weekly we get a story about someone getting fined for sneaking into a hotel via the wall. Sure it's not typically for threesomes with a kinky British couple in their 40s. But it seems like every time we get a story about breaking Covid protocol or lockdown rules it's someone scaling the wall. There's just gotta be a better way to sneak into a hotel. It's 2021. Go the Danuel House route and either disguise someone as your Covid tester or just hook up with someone like that. 

Now I gotta admit this Julia Knightley is a little bit of a minx. She got in trouble in 2016 for posting a bunch of 'racy' pictures to promote her cosmetic clinic. 

I'll admit, I have no idea why the hell she made news with this. That's just good business. If you can promote your business, promote it any way you can and want. It's all about making money. Who gives a shit how you do it? Hell if she didn't promote her clinic this way she probably wouldn't be able to afford a fine for a failed threesome. Speaking of which, I know a threesome is a dream for most people. I know most people would say they'd risk $5,000 for it. But would you really? That just seems like too much work. Hell, I talked about science trying to figure out why guys need a break after busting a nut: 

Imagine the break you'd need after a threesome in a hotel. Everyone knows hotels always deliver the best orgasms. A threesome in a hotel? That's gotta be a top-5 orgasm without a doubt. But here's the best part. This Julia Knightley lady went full Dave Chappelle with her explanation of what happened: 

She admitting to knowing they could not leave the hotel while awaiting test results - but claimed she didn’t know they couldn’t invite guests to their room.