Tip Of My Cap To The Guy Who Tried To Steal $1,200 Worth Of Meat From a Grocery Store By Hiding It In His Pants

HP - A New York supermarket employee has been accused of leaving the store with $1,200 worth of meat hidden in his pants. State police say Gregory Rodriguez, of Ossining, is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny. Rodriguez works at the A&P in Croton-on-Hudson. Police were called Monday about the theft. Rodriguez was arrested Tuesday. A state police spokeswoman, Trooper Melissa McMorris, says the theft occurred in one day. She did not know if it involved more than one trip to the store. Rodriguez was arraigned Tuesday night in Cortlandt and sent to the Westchester County Jail. The court clerk says no lawyer was present and no plea was entered. Rodriguez is due back in court with an attorney on Friday.

Heart, determination, hustle. This guy has it all. Some jabronis will play small ball and only steal a little meat at a time. Jameis, looking at you, ya big pussy. Stealing only enough that you need for one day or one meal. What’s the point of that? Go big or go home. Stuffing $1,200 worth of meat down your pants and playing it cool is where legends are made. That’s so much meat. If we’re being honest with each other, it’s the most impressive thing I’ve read all year, maybe even all month. How do you fit that much meat into your pants? Had to be cargos. Stuffing ground beef into every pocket, popping a steak up his asshole, etc. Normal meat packing things. It’s just so impressive. Tip of my cap. Don’t be the Royals. NO BUNTING! Swing for the fences. Go for the big shot. And I think this guy did it. The judge and jury would have to be fools to prosecute. Just appreciate the hustle and move on.