BREAKING: The Bills Will Be Allowed To Have Fans At Their Wild Card Playoff Game

The Buffalo Bills will be hosting a Wild Card playoff game next week for the first time in 25 years and a limited number of Bills fans will be able to attend. Through New York State, the club has been granted permission to host 6,772 fans at their home Wild Card game that will be played on Jan. 9 or 10. All fans will be required to obtain a negative COVID test result through the NFL's testing partner, Bioreference Laboratories in order to attend the game.

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LETS. GO. BUFFALO.

You know what? I am chalking this up as one of 2020's few W's for humanity. Granted, if New York State tried to shut out all of Buffalo from entering the stadium during their first home playoff game in 25 years, they would have laid siege to it like the wildlings did The Wall.

I'm pretty sure wooly mammoths still exist in some parts of Western New York

Instead, a select group of maniacs will be allowed in after surviving whatever carnage happens during the tailgates and then going through COVID tests. If you are one of the teams at the bottom of the AFC playoff standings, you have to at least consider planning out how you approach your Week 17 matchup based on if it results in playing the Bills instead of the Steelers or Titans/Colts, right? Because I don't think many teams will want to travel to Buffalo since in addition to playing a team that has a 25 foot quarterback with a laser rocket arm that is one Hail Murray away from a 9-game winning streak, you will also have to deal with 6800 of nutcases that are lunatics when they haven't been starved of live football for an entire season where their team just so happened to clinch its division for the first time in a quarter century.

Anyway, in a year full of shit, 2020 has given a little bit of a break to a group of good, blue collar people. Actually you know what? Fuck that guy. We're gonna give 2021 all the credit on this one because that's when the game will be played. Now if 2021 really wants to show up his older brother, he will give us a full blown blizzard in Buffalo to go along with this game. No matter the weather, we can all agree next Saturday or Sunday is gonna be a baaaaad day to be a table in the Greater Buffalo region.

To the good people of Buffalo, I know you probably hear this all the time, but be safe whether you are going to the game or watching on TV. You guys gotta make sure everyone stays healthy, especially in the case that your team makes a run here. 

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And of course enjoy this. God knows you've earned it. Every fanbase except for the poor team that has to play you in your building will be rooting for you.

NOW HIT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC!!!