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So Many Tears, So Little Time

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This isn’t about the greatest talent in baseball* being ranked #2 and doing outrageously better than anyone ever dreamed. This is simply another example of just how far down the shitter Dom Brown has fallen. I remember when everyone, including myself, hated hearing rumors that Brown was gonna be traded for the likes of Jose Bautista or Giancarlo Stanton. Nice to know the Phillies front office and the average assholes walking the street are on the same page. Keeping him kind of paid off. That was a good month Brown had in the majors once.

I HATE THIS TEAM.

*Every single guy who graduated high school in Central/South Jersey from 2000-2012 is either boys with or struck out Mike Trout. If you didn’t know that, don’t worry, they’ll tell you.