The Slingshot Ride Is All Fun And Games Until The Cord Snaps And You See Death

Hey kid and oblivious soccer mom…quit smirking like the world is all peaches and cream. You both were literally a nuthair away from being catapulted into the sun. Granted, judging by the worker’s calm and collective reaction this is probably common place at whatever Itchy And Scratchy Land they’re at, but still. Wipe those smiles off your faces. That cord still could have decapitated the little shit’s head clean off.

Still should have taken flight for comedic effect.