Couple Bangs In Their Insurance Office While Crowded Bar Next Door Cheers Them On
3News - Two people’s jobs are on the line after being recorded having a late night sexual encounter inside their Christchurch office, right in front of a busy bar full of people.
The lights were on as the clothes came off at insurance company Marsh Ltd’s offices, and the photos and videos have gone viral.
It was dark outside, but unfortunately for the two that made for even clearer viewing inside the still well-lit first-floor office.
The glass building is directly across the road from one of Christchurch’s busiest pubs, the Carlton, and at midnight on Friday Alex Wilton took photos as pub patrons looked on.
“Everyone knew about it,” says Mr Wilton. “The band that was playing at the time stopped because everyone else was more interested in watching them, and they finished up and had some wine. We all had a good laugh. It was the highlight of the night.”
It’s not so funny for the two caught in the act. They both work for insurance brokers Marsh Ltd, who said in a statement:“Marsh is very disappointed by the conduct of two colleagues at our Christchurch premises. The inappropriate actions of these two individuals are not representative of the many professional colleagues that we have at Marsh.”
Wait, is this what a real world office job is like? This is what everyone is always complaining about? All I hear is ohhh my commute sucks, I’m stuck in this cubicle allllll day, my boss is an asshole, wahhh wah. Didn’t realize it was just a nonstop sex party complete with a little kinky voyeur aspect for the neighbors. Doesn’t seem that bad to me. You know who isn’t even close to getting laid in their office at any single point of the day or night? A stay at home blogger that’s who.
Oh and if you don’t think these 2 knew exactly what they were doing you’re clueless. You just don’t bang in a brightly lit office in the middle of the night next to a gigantic glass window without totally getting off on the excitement of other people watching and taking HD high zoom pictures of the penetration.