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Bored With Bullfighting? Step 1: Set The Bulls Horns On Fire, Step 2: Get Destroyed By A Bull With Flaming Horns

 

 

 

 

That’s how you get extreme. Fuck all that matador shit, in the ring with normal bulls and swords to protect themselves like a bunch of pussies. You want to get an adrenaline rush? Put flame throwers on a bull’s head. Put fucking laser beams in his eyes. Create a killing machine then put on your best bro wear and pop in the ring with him. Yeah, you’re gonna get gored to death, third degree burns and thrown down a flight of stairs. But that rush you have right before it all happens and your lifeless body gets dragged away? Can’t beat it.

 

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