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The New Super HD FOX NFL Camera Is So Clear It Will Blow Your Fucking Mind

Here I am watching some RedZone on this fine Sunday afternoon and we got FOX rolling out this new super ultra HD 4K camera like it's nobody's business. I mean I thought I was watching Madden for a second. You know when they come out with the trailer every year and it looks way, way better than the actual game? Well now that's how we're going to watch real life NFL games I suppose. My jaw has been on the floor for about ten minutes now.  I've never seen anything so clear in my life that wasn't virtual reality or something along those lines. That shit was clearer than how I view life through my own eyes. I've been unable to process the results of any other games since RedZone panned to this Seahawks-WFT game. I don't even care what happens, I just need updates from this game like I need air to breathe so I can see that view again. They (sex havers) always say once you have sex on molly you'll never be able to appreciate normal sex again. Well I think I feel that way watching any other game today. 

The future is here and I'm not ready.