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This Guy At Wimbledon Who Painted His Head To Look Like A Tennis Ball Fucking Loves Tennis

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“Hey what’s this yellow face paint in your bathroom closet for?  Are you a big Green Bay Packer fan?”

 

“Nah man, tennis. I fucking love tennis.  Every year at Wimbledon I turn my entire head into a giant tennis ball”

 

Every sport has their crazy fans.  The ones who will do shit like this.  They’re the ones who buy every piece memorabilia.  They’re the ones who stand outside stadiums for hours and hours waiting for autographs.  And they’re most definitely the ones who go all out and paint their faces for games.  I guess I just didn’t know those fans existed for tennis.  You mostly see it at NFL games.  Dudes just completely decked out in their team colors.  Face painted, body painted and always the drunkest guy in the section.  It’s part of the game at this point.  But you gotta love tennis ball guy.  Wimbledon is all about everybody wearing white and being clean and proper.  Well that dude says fuck that.  I’m turning my head into a tennis ball and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

 

 

I can’t tell if that’s all paint or if his facial hair and head hair connect there.  That’d be next-level white trash

 

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