Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. James Bradberry Has Been Placed On The COVID-19 List And Will Miss Sunday's Game Vs. The Browns

Well shit. We can have our fun talking about revenge games while potentially getting on for another ride on the Colt McCoy Hype Train. But losing James Bradberry for what feels like a Must Win game is fucking bruuuuuutal. Dude has been an absolute stud for the Giants all season long and every time the G-Men need a stop, the opposing WR1 gets sentenced to Bradberry Dungeon. 

However I'm not gonna be a negative bitch about all this because there's enough negativity in the world and in the Giants fanbase as is. Blake Martinez seems to have bounced back pretty well and the Giants front 7 is going to need to play well against Nick Chubb, Kareem Hunt, and Bill Callahan's offensive line. If Odell Beckham Jr. escaped James Bradberry becoming his shadow, I'd be really bummed since that would likely end in him somehow scoring a TD then doing some dance that I would break my leg trying to do. But with Odell out and the Browns receiving corps not having your typical gamebreaking receiver outside of the occasional Jarvis Landry big play, we'll call everything equal. Actually I guess the Giants are missing Saquon, so maybe the Browns can give Denzel Ward another week of recovery in the interest of sportsmanship.

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Sidenote: I fucking love using the handshake emoji

Whatever. The last thing Coach Judge wants us to do is complain about a bad break. So let's hope James ends up staying healthy, let's pray the relatively shallow secondary can hold up against a Browns passing attack that put up almost 350 yards through the air last week, and let's get excited about in front of the country on Sunday night with a QB, coordinator, mauling guard, and potential Pro Bowl Safety all being fueled by revenge as Patrick Graham readies to make Xavier McKinney a household name on a national stage.

If you have a problem with any of that, go run a fucking lap.