We're Seeing Some of the Politicians Chinese Spy Fang Fang Spent Time With. And She Sure Knew How to Pick 'Em.

Last week I mentioned the story of suspected Chinese spy Fang Fang, aka "Christine" Fang, who reportedly sank her … well, her influence, into several U.S. political figures, from failed presidential candidate Rep. Eric Swalwell of California, a couple of unnamed Midwestern mayors and others, before allegedly fleeing the country.

It should be pointed out that Swalwell's spokespeople have denied anything happened. That he no more had an inappropriate relationship with Fang Fang than he farted mid-sentence on live TV.

My words, not theirs. From The Sun, UK:

Fang Fang is said to have been taped by the FBI having sex with two Midwestern mayors.

She also cozied up to a string of other politicians including presidential hopeful Tulsi Gabbard before mysteriously vanishing.

Swalwell, who is now a member of the House Intelligence Committee, is the most high profile figure to be swept up in the alleged scandal.

Last night Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson … told viewers: "US intelligence officials believe that Fang had a sexual relationship with Eric Swalwell.

"We asked Swalwell's office about that directly today.

"His staff replied by saying that they could not comment whether Swalwell had a sexual relationship with Fang, because that information might be, quote, classified."

Anyway, in the week since the story first broke, we've begun to see other photos of Ms. Fang with other politicians she worked closely with on behalf of the American people. Now to be clear, posing for a picture with someone is no proof of wrongdoing. But as a general rule over the last, oh, 200 years or so, our nation's political class has been lousy with privileged, self-centered horndogs who would gladly trade compromised integrity for female companionship. As they say, Washington, DC is show business for homely people. And if Fang Fang was specifically looking for people she could have influence over by using her specific set of spy skills? She could not have done much better.

Have I mentioned yet that there's no suggestion that any of the political figures in these photos had sex with Fang Fang? And that the reports of the FBI possessing videos of her with two Midwestern mayors and US intelligence officials claiming she did it with Swalwell are just that, reports? That we haven't seen the evidence and it might be false and everyone is entitled to a presumption of innocence? And that Swalwell claims it all might be "classified" anyway? I have mentioned that. Good. It bears repeating. 

All I'm saying is that, if any of this is true, if the Chinese government is sending covert operatives like Fang Fang over here to seduce our elected officials, we are doomed. Without knowing who these two Midwestern mayors are, it's a safe bet that they look more like these guys than Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. If they've got spies willing to do the Grungey Tumble with our politicians, not only is that a level of commitment to their cause that no American can comprehend, we can't possibly expect the members of our ruling class to resist her. 

I mean, just look at these guys. They're a fair an accurate representation of the people we send into public office. Whoever she (allegedly) slept with for the good of her country is cut from the same cloth as this. Fang Fang having sex with Chin Chin in her nation's interest. She is one true patriot. And I'm afraid in a country of well over a billion people, there are plenty more like her that our officials aren't capable of resisting. We'll all be working for her someday.