A West Virginia School Superintendent Cancelled All Virtual Classes A Day Early Because Snow Was In The Forecast With The Greatest Superintendent Memo Ever

Clem12/16/2020 3:10 PM

I imagine it's not very easy for Bondy Shay Gibson to live up to such an incredible name. But *googles name* she absolutely crushed it with that announcement. Not just for refusing to rob kids of the magic of a snow day in a year where they've been robbed of so much. But for the way she told everyone to get the fuck outside and enjoy one of the few things we can still enjoy right now. Bundle up in that snow gear that takes for-ev-er to put on, slide down a bunch of snow covered hills, and then take a sip of that hot chocolate that tastes like it was brewed by the gods themselves in front of the warmest fire known to man while their teachers sit at home getting drunk as fuck during a much needed day off. A surprise snow day is nice. But knowing you have a snow day in the bank before going to sleep or doing your homework is invaluable. Nice try with that "read a book" message too. Bondy Shay may be a cool superintendent with an awesome name but she is still an employee of The Man.

I also gotta shout out my guy Dr. Zywicki and all the other superintendents that appear to be doing the same before Mother Nature shits a comical amount of snow on the Northeast tonight.

That includes myself, Large, and that motherfucker Joey Langone all being relieved of having to play teachers assistant from home tomorrow.