Watch This When You're High - How Long Does A Person Stay Alive After Being Guillotined?

I often daydream about rolling guillotines down the National Mall in a real-life Handmaid's Tale meets French Revolution style mash up.

That obviously lead to the question how long would a P.O.S. politician’s head stay alive once detached from his/her respective body?

Luckily there's a youtube video that explains.

Keep the suggestions coming. Keep them classy. No butt stuff.

p.s. - we need term limits yesterday