James Harden Hasn't Missed A Meal

Go off James Harden!!! What a king. Dude has no desire to play for the Rockets so he is doing everything in his power to get traded. First instead of reporting to camp he went to Vegas and partied with strippers for a week. Ate at the buffet all day every day. Didn't see the sun nor a weight room for a solid 168 hours. And then when he was forced to report, he showed up looking like Augustus Gloop. What a beast. Reminds me of when Charles Barkley didn't want to get picked by the 76ers in the draft so instead of cutting weight like they asked him to he showed up 15 pounds heavier. 

Good for James Harden though. They only got like, a month off after the postseason ended, so he'll play himself into shape. Come March he'll be ready to go, just you watch.

PS: Shout out Eddie Lacey and the China Food. One of my favorite people ever.