Every News Network In The World Other Than Fox News Regarding Rory’s Ankle Injury: That sucks a lot. What a bummer. A Rory-less Open Championship at St. Andrews just won’t be the same. What a shame. He can’t even defend his title now. He can’t attempt to stop Jordan Spieth who continues his quest for the grand slam. That would’ve been really fun to watch. Here’s to a speedy recovery for the world’s #1 ranked golfer. Soccer is the devil.
Fox News Regarding Rory’s Ankle Injury: HE’S A LEPRECHAUN I CAN’T STAND HIM