I don’t really know how curses work, but this can’t be a bad thing, right? I mean I do understand that the Lil B “Based God’s Curse” is 100% real. You don’t end the seasons of Kevin Durant, James Harden, and most of the Cleveland Cavaliers without being some sort of wizard involved in black magic. Plus, Lil B has also apparently given James Harden a Shallow Hal-type curse that has Harden dating Khloe Kardashian. If anything, the curse is getting stronger the longer it lives.
But what I want to know is whether or not Lil B can make good things happen too. Do we have to cross the streams like in Ghostbusters? If so, lets pencil the Knicks into a playoff spot right now and start dreaming of a parade down the Canyon of Heroes. This is the truest test of whether the Based God’s Curse is stronger than the James Dolan Is A Shitty Owner And A Terrible Person Curse. Thanks for doing something to help the franchise for once in your life, Melo.