Russian Smokeshow Soldier Is Kicked Out Of The Military For Being Too Hot
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A soldier who won a beauty contest in Russia's National Guard has claimed 'envy' is behind her axing from the service which is under Vladimir Putin's direct command.
Mother-of-one Anna Khramtsova, 32, beat more than one thousand entrants to win the national contest last year.
But now she has been fired ostensibly for posting a video which showed the inside of services premises where she worked.
The video that led to her dismissal, showing a disinfection operation, has been deleted but other revealing footage and pictures showing her love of bikini fitness competitions - 'my hobby' - may have sparked jealousy and resulted in her exit, she believes.
'I was fired because they needed it, I crossed… someone,' the ensign told Govorit Moskva radio.
Back when I was a wee lad, one of the first girls that really got me going was Xenia from the movie Goldeneye:
she was a total smokeshow and her accent was fucking HOT. That was also around the time that Anna Kournikova was hot in the streets (and everywhere else) and I knew back then that I fucking loved Russian chicks. Before we continue, here's Anna now:
AK's still got it!
Anyways - I don't care that my sample size was literally two girls and that I couldn't so much as name another Russian at the time; those two were so hot to me that I just assumed that every girl from Russia was a complete and total smoke.
Fast forward about 20 years and here I am, slinging smut from coast to coast every day. This morning, like a gift from the blogging gods, I stumbled upon the story I linked above about how Russia kicked Anna Khramtsova out of their military because - in here words - she's too hot and the other girls were jealous. Here's a quick video from when she won the beauty contest last year:
She beat out 1000 other contestants in the Russian military to bring home the crown. Now - and this is important - I am 99% sure she had to delete her instagram fully, and most likely by Vlady's orders. I've crept on a lot of IG models in my day and would love nothing more than to share her with you guys, but I am coming up EMPTY. I literally asked a friend who works in cyber security to help me find her and even he came up with jack shit. I can't screen shot pics either because I don't want to get Barstool sued, so you'll just have to google her. Anna Khramtsova is the name. I'm sorry I failed you.
Here are a few examples of her competition (I think? The link took me to this instagram page, but it seems like it might just be chicks in military attire, but whatever, work with me here…)
Goddamn Russia! Yesterday on Radio we were talking about how pledge masters would have hot girls go up to pledges and start to seduce them, but only as a set up. Not to actually seduce them. They were basically plants from pledge masters to have an excuse to rip on pledges or some shit for talking to girls.
I bring this up because using dime piece after dime piece is the EASIEST way for Russia to gain an upper hand in any given military conflict. Just send a bunch of smokes to the Ukraine or Crimea or wherever else to "seduce" them before conquering them or exacting whatever force they want on those they're in conflict with. It's a tale as old as time; dudes will always cave to hot chick. It's just how we are. Pray to god Russia doesn't send these smokes to conquer America because if they do, we're all done for. I get that she was booted from the military, but it's not because she was too hot. It's obviously because she knew she was too hot and rubbed it in on the rest of her smokeshow comrades. Can't have any catfights going on inside your platoon when you're trying to conquer the world. Just need to keep being hot.