Bryce Hall Starts A War With Dave Portnoy After Referring To Him As A "Sad Old Man"

As a nice little troll to Bryce Hall (member of Sway House, friend of Josh Richards), our brilliant social team put together a nice photoshop to show what Bryce was "listening to" on Spotify.

Now, you may not know why this is a troll...good news is that I am here to explain. 

Recently, Lil Yachty was featured on a song named E-er....

In the song, he said:

I want Addison Rae to become my doctor and check on my problems (Woo)

Put her in a skirt and a scarf like a pilot

Lil Yachty and Bryce Hall had beef for the past few days about this entire situation, before Yachty apologized today. 

“If I woke up and somebody said some shit about my bch, I would probably feel a type of way,” the rapper said. “So I apologize for the simple fact of I’m a man, you’re a man, and that is your girl. I don’t want to have any reason to disrespect you. And I fk with Addison!”

Thank you, Lil Yachty!!!

Fast forward to 4:26 PM when Bryce Hall tweeted this:

I guess it's a big thing for the TikTok kids to say every person older than them is "50." Also, not to brag, but I do know Dave isn't a sad old man. He is the definition of Dudes Rock, even at 35 years old or whatever age he is. He's also rich so Bryce, you're just wrong. Plus you didn't play sports in high school.

The Syd comment is an obvious call back to when Alex Cooper referred to Bryce Hall as Syd from Ice Age.

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As all Stoolies could've predicted, Dave took out his secret weapon: VinDog.

Bryce Hall responded…in a truly terrible way:

"Shouldn't you be in a retirement home?" Absolutely brutal, Bryce. Retirement home? Come on, dude. You're better than that. At least I thought you were.

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Old fart hole….truly the worst comeback artist of all time. He should just hire someone who knows how to talk shit for him. A consultant for him. It would be worth it because this is embarrassing.