Philly Media Has Already Turned On Houston Native Jalen Hurts In Record Time For Wearing A Houston Astros Hat
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THIS CITY!!!
Greatest sports town in America. We tell it like it is! You're either with us or you're against us! This is Philly, it just means more here! You want to rep your hometown team because you're proud of where you come from? You're fucking shit out of luck, pal. Unless you're name is Mike Trout, in which case it's totally fine.
But another guy from another city doing the same exact thing? You can fuck right off.
The good news here is now this radio station won't have to worry about what to talk about for another 18 months. They've already spent the past 2 years relentlessly beating the Wentz vs Foles debate into the ground. And not only have they been gifted the Wentz vs Hurts debate now, but they can also just go ahead and bitch about Hurts being a Houston native who roots for Houston teams for the next year and some change. Because that's a big "no no" here in Philadelphia. Where again--have I mentioned--we tell it like it is! Don't you dare ever let Howard Eskin catch you wearing that hat again, bud. Because if there's one man in this city who has the right and authority to tell others what they can and can't wear, it's the asshole in this coat.
Make sure to tune in tomorrow morning after we get into Jalen Hurts saying that Rocky II isn't his favorite movie of all time. Starting to think that maybe he's not a real Philly guy after all. You're not gonna want to miss this!