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Orioles Rookie Hazing Costumes are FANTASTIC

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Ubaldo Jimenez just uploaded these pics on instagram and I can’t get enough of them. Jeets just hits a walkoff hit and the O’s finish their series in NY, what do they do next? They do what any other rookies do on their last road trip of the year.

Jonathan Schoop channels his inner Britney Spears and slips into his nicest school girl outfit, complete with blonde pigtails, ruler, and slutty shirt showing off his dumpers. The guy can mash home runs, and knows how to sport a skirt. Go ahead kid. Gotta be super confident to rock something like this. And the shoes with the skirt is a good look.

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Who wore it better?

Kevin Gausman just crushing the costume game, I may have to borrow this bad boy for Halloween. Gausman dressed as a “Super Sperm.” No…really. Think we just figured out his new nickname.

Gausman SUper Sperm

Gotta love the always funny baby on grandmas back costume too. This will never not be funny.

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Who is this masked dick man? I need to know. I see Joseph in the Baywatch, Clevenger with his unicorn, and our very own Mugatu, but the dick costume just takes the cake.

Orioles Dick Costume

Is this team confident? Do they have their eyes on the big prize? Of course, look at these guys, dripping in confidence. Good luck against Super Sperm and Dickman in the playoffs this year guys.

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