The Trailer Nicolas Cage Made For His New Show On Netflix Is So Bad That It's Actually Somehow Good

The phrase, "so bad it's actually good" can be used for a lot of Nic's work, but I think it really hits the nail on the head for this one. I mean that was spectacular. Just a massive build up for a terrible reveal. If you didn't make it to the end, here's the reveal...

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The word pussy. And here's how Netflix told him to describe it…

It is a thing of great wonder and mystery, quivering with complexity, strength and resilience. However buried within, a delicate femininity. And date I even say, naughtiness…Look one way and you see a gentile feline innocence. Look another way and, oh my. Yes it has the power to steer our souls and intoxicate our minds. Men have died for it. Women have moved in with each other way too soon for it (lol) and to fully capture its essence we must plunge unafraid deep into its enchanted garden. Oh my friends we are so close now. Feast your eyes upon the very eyes of life and death the temple of sensuality. And a term for that kid too afraid to play dodgeball in gym class…Behold!

^^Anyone else reads that script and it's the cringiest thing on earth. Not Nic Cage. He poured his heart and soul into it the same way he would for any other roll.  What a legend. I wonder what he got paid for the show? I know he's got some tax problems so hopefully it was a lot. Regardless, I'll be watching The History Of Swears the second it comes out. Can't wait. Now here's the 100 best Nic Cage quotes of all time. Hopefully next year they add something from this trailer. Take it away, Nic..

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