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George Washington Would Want You To Check Out These Top Porn Comments Of The Week

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If it’s Friday Thursday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time where we can all come together as one and celebrate the fact that our forefathers kicked the shit out of those asshole Brits, and celebrate the fact that we aren’t weird enough to be commenting on internet porn. However, part of what makes this nation so great is that it is the land of the Free. You have the right to comment on internet porn and thankfully for us, some people out there take full advantage of that right. So let’s get to it.

back-middle-seat
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Umm idk what you’re talking about AvgJoe but this is 100% an acceptable move. If you’re in a car with only 3 people and have the back to yourself, of course you go to the middle. That way you don’t get left out of the conversation between the two people in the front. Idiot.

calm-down
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It’s always interesting to see when these freaks just blackout from horniness and go on a tear like this. Calm down and pump the brakes a little there, guy. You’re scarin’ us.

cheetoh-dick
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Maybe just stop eating Cheetos right before you beat your meat? Unless it just naturally started to smell like Cheetos. In which case, yes.

circumcision
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dongcopter
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Ha!

funny-man
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Welcome to the club, hulla187. Must just be because we’re super hilarious.

jimerz
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I’d love to hear jimerz’ take on the Confederate Flag debate going on these days.

power-bottom
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Some people are twinks. Others are bears. And then you have your power bottoms.

saggy-nuts
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“Did you see that guy’s balls?”

“Yeah, they were weird looking”

self-awareness
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The first step to overcoming anything is realizing that you have a problem.

And thus ends another week in freaks. Thanks a lot for stopping by and hope everyone has themselves one helluva holiday weekend. As always, you can send in any great comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter or you can just follow me if you wanna be best friends. Stay sexy out there, America.

Bonus Bizarro: 

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What? Is Canada still 12 years old or something? Still a bunch of titty boys up North. Hope you enjoyed your “Canada Day” yesterday, virgins.