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Giants First Place Victory Monday Get Hype Stay Hype Megablog Featuring Big Blue Baldy Breakdowns, G-Men Fans Going Crazy, And A Whole Bunch Of Other Wonderful Things From Yesterday's Huge Win

What a ride it has been Giants fans. Only a couple of weeks ago I was begging Steven Cheah like a bum for Big Blue Victory Monday shirts and now we get the leadoff spot in his weekly tweet. Buy a shirt from Steven because every sale we make probably tastes like poison in his mouth for waiting so long to release these glorious shirts.

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Despite my buddy's change of tune, I have personally always preferred the New York remix to Victory Monday.

How we feeling today Giants fans? Happy and excited with a dash of exhaustion from watching every highlight/interview/tweet from yesterday's game? Because if so, same!

The only piece of content I didn't inject into my brain were Baldy's Breakdowns since he took his time to do them right since he has been high on the Giants and their QB1 long before it was cool to be. We got the typical Baldy energy with some Christmas spirit sprinkled in, which was absolutely delightful.

I am going to miss Patrick Graham so much when he inevitably gets a head coaching job but also be so happy for him while also feeling 100% confident Coach Judge will find a great replacement.

Those were all nice little appetizers but the main course was fucking phenomenal.

Santa isn't the only unit that's about to come because that may be the sexiest video these eyes have ever seen. Giants Football is #back! Not the fake kind of #back like Texas football supposedly is before they get their guts ripped out, although I do suppose Colt McCoy may have brought them #back yesterday. But Giants Football based on power running, defense, and mamalukes like me cheering them on with the Giants hardhat is legitimately #back. 

If you don't want to get excited about hearing it from a fanboy like me or noted Football Guy like Brian Baldinger, maybe you will listen to these Football Guys Guys.

If PMT says the Giants are good, they are good. And if PFT says they Giants are gritty, they are grittier than Brandon Walker's driveway in Mississippi, even though I feel like Jason Garrett forced PFT's hand by running a play for the fullback out of this formation.

Speaking of compliments being handed out, how about Colt McCoy dropping this wonderful line about our injured little lamb Danny Dimes?

Why am I crying in the club on a Monday afternoon? Why am I even in a club on a Monday afternoon? It's a work day during a pandemic and I hate clubs! I gotta get outta my feelings just like Jamal Adams does.

Okay, that's enough talking about feelings during a football blog. Time to mindlessly laugh at some memes!!!

Geek out about numbers.

You guys hear that? I think it's a Wayne Train!

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CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA TWO TWOOOOO (h/t Matt)

Let's keep the positive vibes from the Wayne Train flowing by getting hyped about this season's beloved Giants player that truly came out of nowhere to become a playmaker. This year's just so happens to be a former Dartmouth player that got a black belt at the age of 10, was MVP of the Hula Bowl, and gets shout outs from LeBronnnnnn Jaaaaaaames.

While also trying to comprehend that other teams are viewing us as potential threats in the playoffs.

Now let's give out some game balls for all the fans that laid it on the line to keep the energy high and good juju flowing. We are officially in superstition mode now that we are locked into a playoff race.

Did I just give myself a game ball? You're goddamn right I did! Coach Judge punishes us to make us better but also rewards us when we do good and I'll tell ya, life can't get much better for the Giants/Mets gypsy fans than it is right now.

We're are officially on to Arizona. But not before buying a shirt today so it will be at your house hopefully by the playoffs.

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If you want to hear any more ramblings of an overtired, over excited Giants fan, here is my postgame victory recap and laps from yesterday.