Pete Davidson Remixed Eminem's "Stan" As A Christmas-Themed Plea For A PS5

When I woke up and saw this was trending I let out the world's largest sigh. I couldn't believe it. How did this happen? Whose mans is this? Who allowed such to take place? My day was ruined before it even began! But after watching it I'm shocked that I don't hate it. Genuinely shocked. A parody of "Stan" aimed at Santa Claus based around the inability to purchase a PS5 shouldn't work. It just shouldn't. 

Especially since, yanno, Santa doesn't write letters back, dumb dumb. You have to wait until the 25th for your response, everyone knows that. He's a busy guy and your repeated harassments will not bode well for your wish list. If you think the man in the red suit, known the world over for both making and checking lists, wouldn't receive your request on the first attempt then you're not as big of a fan as you claim. Probably can't name all of his reindeer. You weren't outside for when he ran over grandma. Call it what it is, Stu is a fraud. He didn't deserve that PS5 much like the rest of your cretins. What makes you think Sony is just going to hand over the blueprints to Kringle so that he can undercut their profits once again? Stu was barking up the wrong tree from the get go. And as Père Noël is never wrong, he made the correct choice in getting that PS5 right into the hands of a worthy recipient. Someone who has been gaming since Day 1. Excellent call as always, Claus.