Hahahaha. Yeah, ok. They’re not gonna allow Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen to be in their club because two members weren’t sure what would happen with the,. OoooooooOOOOOOOoooooooook.
I don’t doubt that all those rules the anonymous members said are true. I’m sure they don’t like paparazzi on the grounds, hate Jews and black people, I’m sure they believe that “your name should only appear in the newspaper two times” nonsense. But, this is Tom Brady we’re talking about here. You’re going to let him in. Maybe at first you’ll act like the nerds sitting at their lunch table and bitching about how they hate the school’s starting QB because he’s so popular, but once he comes over and talks then you too will love him. Saying “No Brady allowed” is like when I used to hang a “No girls allowed” sign outside my pillow fort, it’s actually exactly what I wanted I was just too scared to admit it.