Bulls Make First Splash Of Free Agency, Sign Mike Dunleavy To 3 Year 14.4 Million Dollar Deal

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Now I know what you’re thinking. Hey Big Cat, signing a 35 year old to a 3 year deal is kind of crazy right? Well let’s add some context. 1) That fuckboy Lebron tampered with Dun-Dun and said he wanted him on the Cavs so the Bulls had to add an extra year, dickhead. 2) In 2017-18 when the cap goes bananas and Dunleavy is in his 3rd year this deal will look totally fine, even at 38 years old. And 3)

 

This

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And this

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And this

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And this

 

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And this

 

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And this #Warrior

 

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And this (NSFW)

 

 

And this

 

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Can you put a price on all of that? No, you can’t, it is literally priceless (14.4 million).

 

 

 

Also in Jimmy Butler news, turns out having 90 million dollars is a pretty cool thing after all. Glad people flipped out for no reason.

 

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