[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
David Portnoy aka Davey Pageviews (seen here as a Young Pageviews) was an absolute LEGEND at the plate in high school! How many Triple Crown winners can you name at that level of play? My point exactly! Just check out the stats on the stick that scumbag Smitty got him and the office in 2016!
BAM! Facts don't lie! Young Pageviews was the real deal! Better swing than any of the other spineless squids in the office!
Go Pres Go! Lord of the diamond! Faster hands than Delino DeShields!
PS - Can't wait for that #TeamPortnoy invite! Don't have the gear yet cause something something Mike Welker shits something, but we can't wait! GO PRES GO!!!
Better than Fortnight Boy who I'm sure is doing NOTHING constructive with his life right now!
Go see what the hell he's doing, if ANYTHING!