Young Pageviews Came Out STRONG On Social Media This Morning

Clem12/04/2020 4:03 PM

Look at little Charles Manning showing off his guns this morning while pumping some iron in business casual attire. Kid has an absolute HOWITZER of a right arm. That kind of devotion to the game is what's going to make him the next Giants Super Bowl winning quarterback.

Daddy Manning got us two Lombardis over his 15 years, Danny Dimes AKA Clone Manning looks like he has the grit and ability to get us at least that many during his 1.5 decade stint in East Rutherford, and little Chucky here may end up filling the Meadowlands trophy case with more than both combines after he takes the baton from Daniel Jones, who will hopefully have sired an heir to Big Blue's throne once Charles' playing days are over since he has the same DNA as Eli.

And you know who will somehow still be blogging the Giants after every win and running laps after every rare loss? Me. That's why I call Charles Manning "Young Pageviews". Because he's young and is going to get me a zillion pageviews by fulfilling his destiny as the next next great Giants QB like his father before him as the prophecy has promised.

God I love that kid. God I love the Manning family. God I love Ernie Accorsi for trading a whole bunch of picks to the Chargers back in 2004 that resulted in a few heartbreaking playoff losses and a relocation for the Bolts. Not only because it gave us sweet Eli and two championships against the greatest coach and QB in NFL history, including stopping an 18-0 team dead in their tracks. But because it opened the door for us to be partners with Archie Manning for the next great QB whenever we need one (Looks like we'll miss out on Arch since the Giants will be a wagon whenever he enters the NFL Draft).

Oh well, guess I'll just have to settle for a QB who hasn't lost or turned the ball over for a month followed by the son of my last QB1 who literally has a championship pedigree. Who got it better than us, Giants fans?