Remember That Alien Monolith? A Reddit User Incredibly Found The Exact Location And Should Be Working for the FBI or CIA

Coley and Chief have blogged about this from their tinfoil hat perspective but now I need to take a crack at it. The intelligence community needs to grow by a population of one. It’s incredible the things people can do with the internet. I know. I know. That’s a bold stance but one I stand behind. I mean, how do you do this? How do you figure out where something in the middle of no where is? Well, by being a genius.

If I was working as a recruiter for one of the alphabet soup agencies (FBI, CIA, NSA) I’d be calling up ole bear_fucker right now. Impressive as fuck to find that using only widely available tools. Imagine what he could do with the full force of the government behind him? OR HER!

Here’s how he said he did it.

“I looked at rock type (Sandstone), color (red and white - no black streaks like found on higher cliffs in Utah), shape (more rounded indicating a more exposed area and erosion), the texture of the canyon floor (flat rock vs sloped indicating higher up in a watershed with infrequent water), and the larger cliff/mesa in the upper background of one of the photos. I took all that and lined it up with the flight time and flight path of the helicopter - earlier in the morning taking off from Monticello, UT and flying almost directly north before going off radar (usually indicating it dropped below radar scan altitude. From there, I know I am looking for a south/east facing canyon with rounded red/white rock, most likely close to the base of a larger cliff/mesa, most likely closer to the top of a watershed, and with a suitable flat area for an AS350 helicopter to land. Took about 30 minutes of random checks around the Green River/Colorado River junction before finding similar terrain. From there it took another 15 minutes to find the exact canyon. Yes… I'm a freak.”

Well, look at the big brain on brad Bear_Fucker. Sign him up.