Starting To Think URI Might Be A Wagon This Year After Watching Its Bench Dance Their Asses Off Right In South Florida's Face

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Yep, we got it. One of the best bench celebrations of the opening week of college hoops. Here's the twist though. You're talking about a bunch of guys in the rotation dancing vs true bench mob guys. This isn't a Monmouth situation or our guy Pantelis Xidas at DePaul. No, no. These are the Mitchell twins who transferred from Maryland. This is Ishmael Leggett who is playing 15 minutes per game. This is Antwan Walker the second leading scorer on the team. This is them dancing their ass off right in the face of South Florida. You can do that when you're up 20 for the majority of the game. I say it all the time but we need more shit talking and celebrating in sports. It's supposed to be fun so let the boys play. 

This is what URI needs though. You have the star in Fatts Russell with one of the best names in the sport. You have the depth at guard to play this uptempo system that David Cox wants to play and draw more eyes to watch you. You beat San Francisco, who beat Virginia, that counts. Now you need to become the team dances in everyone's face. Just own it. Piss everyone off and do that. 

Also I'm not quite sure what this move is, but I'm stealing it. I can do the elbows move like I'm Mac from It's Always Sunny