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ALL HAIL THE 8-3 CLEVELAND BROWNS! No Myles Garrett = No Problem. Party like it's 1994, baby! Because this is our hottest start in 26 years, and we're not even close to slowing down.

Hey Coley, how do I control comments on this blog? I see the button for "Disable Comments", but can I limit them to users from only certain geographic areas of the United States? More specifically, can we only allow certain fanbases to comment on this blog? Because if you are not a Bills, Titans, Saints, Chiefs, or Steelers fan.....then SHUT UP. No one wants to hear from you, losers! I know there's an Overs Club jacket, but Dave, what do you think about making an 8+ Win Club jacket? EXCLUSIVE!

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Listen, I don't care that it was the Mike Glennon led 1-9 Jaguars today. Well, it was Mike Glennon, the refs, and the 1-9 Jaguars if you watched the game. But anyways, for whatever reason, that's just what our schedule is this year. I think all of the teams we've beaten have a combined record of like 2 and 50. Plus we've still got the 0-11 Jets and 4-7 Giants to go. I mean, the FLOOR of this team is now 10-6. But the ceiling? Guys, the ceiling is legitimately 13-3. 

Browns Remaining Schedule:

@ Tennessee (Big game, Game of the Year??)

Baltimore on Monday Night Football (The Ravens have the coco and also are not very good anymore)

@ Giants (Easy win)

@ Jets (Easier win)

Steelers (resting starters…..?)

All I'm saying is that there's a chance this team rattles off their last 7 and heads into the postseason as the #1 or #2 seed in the AFC. Anyone that disagrees is either biased or does not know football. But anyways, I don't want to get ahead of myself right now. Let's focus on the moment. Let's focus on the 8-3 Browns and the fact that Jarvis Landry just played his best game ever in a Cleveland uniform. And let's focus on the fact that when this team gets a lead, it's damn hard to stop them. Nick Chubb for 12 yards here, Kareem Hunt for 8 yards there. Bada bing bada boom. 

But I'll say this: it's not all candy and roses in Cleveland right now. Although we're a consensus top 5 team in the league and I'm excited about our record and our running game, anyone with two eyes can see that Baker Mayfield couldn't throw the ball into the ocean if he was standing on a boat right now. I mean, how many times can we miss wide open receivers or runningbacks literally standing in the end zone or past the first down line? If we have it 5 times in a game, I trust Baker to make approximately one of those throws. 

But whatever, he's the QB of an 8-3 football team. I wonder what he's going to say in his press conference today? He's quoted DMX, Ricky Bobby, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Wayne after beating these junior high teams we've been playing. I wonder what he spent all week practicing for this week. Definitely not throwing with accuracy!