I Defy You to Find a More Romantic Wedding Venue Than Lucas Oil Stadium at Halftime of a Colts Game

This is how you do it, fellas. If she's not willing to get married at halftime of a division rivalry, she ain't the one.

In all honesty, something within me just knows this couple is going to make it. Any two people who are on the same page enough to get married in front of a reduced capacity crows at a Colts-Titans game are probably pretty compatible. I'd imagine they share much of the same worldview to be out there getting married by a blue horse.

But there also can't be many worse omens for a marriage than picking out a game with first place on the line for your wedding and having Derrick Henry run roughshod all over your entire state to the tune of 140 yards and three touchdowns in just the first half.

But them's the breaks when you put the fate of your wedding day in the hands of the Indianapolis Colts.

I wish the couple nothing but the best in their lifelong journey and look forward to the renewing of their vows at 2040 Colts OTAs.