What The Fuck? Charles Barkley Doesn't Suck At Golf Anymore?
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I'm sorry but what the fuck is this. I don't care that Chuck used to be good at golf. The Charles I know looks like this:
We can't be hitting fairways. We can't be looking decent. Life is supposed to be normal at some point soon. By far the weirdest part of 2020 is Chuck hitting fairways and playing smart. No, he needs to be gambling and slicing. That's the Barkley way. All I know is no matter what Chuck is still the No. 1 guy to pick in your golf foursome. He's a dream. Why? He's perfect. Shit talking. Drinking. Gambling. And then there's his game:
Chuck apparently has that irrational confidence that he's going to finally play well. Been there before. Then you start getting a bunch of bogeys and a double to start. You start drinking a bit more and throw in a rally dip to turn it around on the back 9. That's when the double or nothing comes in and Chuck is going to take that every single time on the course.
Love it. But I need the double hitch like a baby deer learning to walk. Speaking of golf, these shirts are legit fire: