They Call It Gettin Hog Wild For A Reason, Folks

I love watching animals fuck as much as the next handsome mother fucker but I have my limits. And no. I don’t watch animals have sex because I’m some kinda pervert. It’s because I love animals and know that animals only beget other animals when they do the nasty which some call “love making.” 

Truth be known, I’m not sure how many animals are being made here. Seems like the male hogs are just making a little gravy to inject into some pork butts. I hope that’s not the case but it’s hard to argue otherwise right now.

As far as the little voyeurs are concerned, I blame the parents. How about teaching these kids about privacy, open relationships, Jeff bagwell, polyamory, and cuckhold relationships? There’s no better time than now to do that or to buy something from the barstool store. If you haven’t heard, everything is 20 percent off.