Who Am I Thankful For This Year? The Cohens.
Not the Clancys. Not my own family. Not my friends. Coworkers. None of the people I actually see on a daily basis. The family that has the biggest impact on me? The family that I'm most grateful and thankful for? The people who got me through this shitshow of a year?
The Cohens. Uncle Stevie's whole team. This magnificent menage. This fantastic family. This unique unit. The most important family in New York. The most important family in baseball. The most important family in sports. The most important family in…the world.
As weird as this probably sounds, I believe I speak on behalf of all Mets fans when I say - Steve…Alex…Sophia…all the rest of the Cohens…I love you. I know this is weird. But I love you. I'm a 35 year old man and I want to be adopted into your clan. I'm sorry if I'm scaring you. Happy Thanksgiving. See you for the first night of Hanukah!
