Graham Gano Politely Told Coronavirus To Suck His Dick By Kicking Field Goals While Stuck In His Quarantine Hotel Room

THAT'S. MY. MOTHERFUCKING. KICKER.

I wasn't sure if I would ever love another kicker again after Aldrick Rosas got cut following with DUI incident. But I am officially head over heels in love with Graham Gano. Not just because he has the leg and  balls of a donkey. But because he is all the way in as a follower of the Coach Judge Standard that demands we always try to get better. 

Oh, you are in the COVID-19 protocol and have to spend your days locked in a hotel room? Well you better grab the net that beat the shit out of Odell Beckham Jr. once upon a time and get those reps in by kicking a ball that would be good from 70! However, Coach Judge wasn't exactly impressed by Gano's prep since he didn't account for the elements.

Take a lap around your hotel floor while wearing a mask and maintaining a social distance, Double G! Practice doesn't make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect. Vince Lombardi said that and Coach Judge preaches it, so you know it's true.

God I love my coach. God I love my kicker. God I love my quarterback. If you honestly feel that way about the three gentlemen that hold your happiness in their hands during the NFL season, you should consider yourself blessed, which I do despite the Giants ugly record due to some early season close losses.

P.S. I had to include my favorite Graham Gano moment even if it happened before he signed with the Giants simply because it made me soul smile as a dad.

Promising your family that you wouldn't use your million dollar leg to kick a kickball to another zip code and then doing exactly that with a "Home run baby" taunt is such a beautiful thing to see for every dad that spends their days as essentially the kicker of the family that gets clowned on yet is still a critical part of everyone's success.