This Kodeyashi Character On The Phillies Better Be Able To Play Some Ball

via r/phillies

Maybe this Far Easterner will be a real sparkplug to this organization – Ohhhhh. He’s a supreme dumbledick that’s referring to shitty Cody Asche and his -1.1 WAR in 2015. No joke, I’m kind of upset. I’d seriously take the first Kodeyashi spotted playing in the Jap leagues and stick him in the OF. Couldn’t do any worse than what’s out there right now.

I already hate this team with a passion, please don’t make me turn on the fanbase, too. I don’t want to become a cannibal on my own kind. I can’t. I won’t. But I hope, for this guy’s case, he’s fucking kidding.