The Feds Finally Took Down Tony Meatballs In Philly After 15 ALLEGED Mob Members Were Indicted

Okay so before I even get going here, let me just clear things up and make sure everybody knows that everything here is ALLEGED. US Attorney William M. McSwain hasn't proven shit. I personally believe that all these men are innocent, and that it's a crime against humanity to drag their names like through the courts. I have to imagine they're all a bunch of great guys who I'd love to grab a coffee with, and I sure as heck wouldn't want to blog anything here that would make me their enemy. 

But just for fun, let's say that these gentlemen were involved in a little organized crime. Let's just, for the sake of argument here, pretend as if they were doing a little racketeering here and there. If that just happened to be the case, well then I'd have to imagine that bringing down a man named Tony Meatballs would have to be quite the bust. Because I simply refuse to believe there would ever be a world in which Tony Meatballs isn't the head guy in charge of whatever it is that he's doing. 

Certain names just carry some extra significance to them. No offense to guys like "Danny" and "Kenny" or Louie Sheep". But none of those guys sound like a man who is in charge. None of those sound like the names of a guy who is calling the shots. But Tony Meatballs? You receive an order from Tony Meatballs and you do exactly what you're told, when you're told, or else you're going to end up in his next batch of Sunday gravy.

Now what I want to know is whether he got the nickname Tony Meatballs because he'd just eat significantly more meatballs than anybody else as a kid down at the Italian Market, or because he knows how to make the most kick ass meatballs in all of South Philly. Because that'll tell me just what type of fear you need to have if you ever come across the wrong side of Tony Meatballs. But again, all of this is just alleged and they haven't proven a damn thing. I just can't imagine that they'd have much more to go in order to get to the top if they already nabbed Tony Meatballs, however, if it were true.

P.S. - I don't know a single thing about him, but I can already feel exactly how much Joey Electric hates Carson Wentz.